You might be a Physicist

You might be a physics major –

- If you have no life and you can PROVE it Mathematically.
- If you enjoy pain
- If you know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division
- If you chuckle whenever anyone says ‘centrifugal force’
- If you’ve already used every single function on your graphing calculator
- If when you look in a mirror you see a Physicist
- If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside and you are working on a computer
- If you always do homework on Friday and Saturday nights
- If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take derivative of water
- If you think in “math”
- If you’ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges
- If you hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function
- If you have a pet named after a scientist
- If you laugh at jokes about Mathematicians
- If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodonger’s Cat experiment
- If you can’t remember what’s behind the door in the science building which says ‘EXIT’
- If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of the summer, because there’s a wind-chill factor in the lab
- If you avoid doing anything because you don’t want to contribute to the eventual heat death of the universe
- If you consider ANY non science course is ‘easy’
- If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg, it can be anywhere in the Universe
- If the ‘FUN’ center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use
- If you’ll assume that a ‘horse’ is a ‘sphere ‘ in order to make the math simple
- If you understood more than five of these indicators
- If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.